Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Drako’s Rare Item Recovery Service

Found this flyer that Drako posted around town from last time and thought everyone would enjoy it! I'll post some other bits as I locate them - I love this particular idea :)

Drako’s Rare Item Recovery Service

Are you in need of a rare spell component? Do you need a cockatrice feather or a dragon scale? All out of vampire dust? Drats, that can be a real problem. No challenge too big no monster too fierce.

In the last several months alone, I have recovered many items, including:

  • Giant blood
  • Formian shell
  • Beholder eyes
  • Hydra blood, skin, claws, and fangs
  • Dragon heart, blood, claws, blood, and hide

    Note: Beasts only killed when absolutely necessary. Wildlife conservation is a serious issue which I take seriously.

Are you great at research, but not inspired to trek to Northern Abaronda to scale Mount Nureid, to enter the haunted mines of Khalish to recover that ancient tome? Well, Crikey! That’s what I live for!

Very experienced, honest, highly-skilled, motivated, and professional archaeologist/xenobiologist monk.

Can’t trust anyone to perform the task for you? Tired of rogues and “professional treasure seekers” running off with your items? Do they contaminate your samples? Did they get their gnome’s blood mixed with the troll’s blood? Are they trying to pass-off wolf hairs for werewolf hair? Sleep well, knowing that a dependable lawful-good monk is on the job.

Disclaimer: Legal transactions only; no theft, murder, or criminal activities condoned or performed.

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